why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
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The signs on a sunday
- Aries: doing their homework
- Taurus: watching reality tv shows
- Gemini: shopping
- Cancer: prob playing some kind of sport
- Leo: listening to music
- Virgo: sleeping
- Libra: planning their outfit for school/work on Monday
- Scorpio: drawing
- Sagittarius: spending time with family
- Capricorn: watching Netflix
- Aquarius: who even knows
- Pisces: procrastinating
the signs as sausage
aires: i’m a skinny bitch but i still take the sausage
taurus: white girl swag but ill take ya man’s sausage
gemini: i got a flat ass but i still take the sausage
cancer: eggs, bacon grits!
leo: i got a fat ass but i still take the sausage
virgo: im white and im thick but u know i get the sausage
libra: everybody safe so just keep it goin
scorpio: im a gay n***a but i still take the sausage
sagittarius: mmmssasdfjhajdfhmasdf sausage
capricorn: wake up in the morning and i eat that sausage
aquarius: im a redhead but i still take the sausage
pices: yeah i read books but they all about sausage
IF YOU ARE THE TYPE OF GUY THAT KISSES A GIRL ON THE TOP OF THE HEAD WHEN YOU HUG THEM THEN YOU ARE DOING IT RIGHT MY FRIEND
Anonymous asked:
but you're not even suicidal. you're just saying it so that you can get followers. i know what you're about. you have no idea how much i know about you. you're acting as if you're innocent, but honestly - you're just a fake. you're not depressed, you're not suicidal and you're fucking greedy to the girl that you like. you treat her as if she were meat. have some respect, pull your head out of your ass, and get a life you dick.
the-sad-boy answered:
And how do you know what the inside of my head is like? How do you know the thoughts I bare each day? How dare you have the audacity to make such bullshit accusations. I’m not innocent, obviously. But I am suicidal and I’m not greedy towards the girl I like, not in any sense. I don’t treat her like meat and I would never even consider doing so. You do not know the feelings I possess for her. You know absolutely shit all about me so you can go get a life you ignorant assfuck. I treat her with respect, sure, I say the wrong things oftentimes, but I respect her, and treat her with dignity and would do whatever I could for her. I am not a dickhead type of guy. I was raised by my mother, my sister, my nan and my pop. I was TAUGHT to respect women, and I would never betray that lesson. So fuck off with your bullshit accusations, you don’t know me and you obviously never will.
Shout out to all the guys that only have eyes for one girl. You are the real kings.